Sep. 28th, 2010

[Private]
Nergal was sometimes called a demon and even being identified with Satan.

Right.

[Osiris]
Your boss, the Babylonian guy, likely to slit my throat if I look at him funny?

Sep. 23rd, 2010

[Filtered away from Egyptian gods and cronies]
Sometimes,

Just sometimes,

I'm pretty sure sure that the entire pantheon I've dedicated myself to is actually fueled by high-grade crack.

And bad porn films.

Aug. 13th, 2010

['Good' Egyptians]

So are we even doing anything about this whole ongoing Set-Apep fuckbuddy thing? Come on, chop chop, immortals! Time's a wasting and all the rest of it! A plan of action would be nice already. Off thy ye old asses or whatever!

Aug. 3rd, 2010

[Blocked from Apep and his minions]

Freezers are for keeping ice in. They are not for keeping fucking decapitated heads in! FOR FUCK'S SAKE, PEOPLE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU THAT YOU KEEP THESE THINGS!? Heads are not okay and now I need to fucking drink more.

Started the day all nice playing with Osiris' slightly retarded cat and now there's damn heads all over.

Not. Okay.

Jul. 1st, 2010

[Apep & Set]

Set! I thought you said Sekhmet was dead!? Because she's apparently not that dead if she can show up at the temple in Cali and rip six people into bits!